Today's post is all about how I became one of them. One of my most feared nightmares coming to fruition. I became a Helicopter Mother. We ALLLLLLLL know those parents. The ones who constantly watch their children from the sidelines, or even worse joining in "to play" just to make sure they're being treated okay/adapting well to others. In my head, whether it was an animal parent or people parent, I would always think "They look like idiots. C'mon they'll figure it out, if not- great learning experience." Didn't have much respect for them. Two of the WORST offenders are easily my cousin and sister. Evidence presented below.
Making sure Tucker and Grits get along.
Everything look normal here?
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Being the Cool Aunt is so much different than the Cool Mom. I don't think the Cool Mom exists because everything I do makes me look like a chicken running after Amelia Bedelia with my head cut off. Granted, she is a 10 year old cat and *probably* knows more about catting around than I do, but I'm the human with thumbs so I have convinced myself that I know best.
AB thinking, "yeah right dummy."
Last week, when our dogs were gone, the house was quiet, and Amelia Bedelia had been in her new home over a week, I decided to bring her with me one morning when I got breakfast. She would be going downstairs for the first time since I brought her upstairs from Westcott Acres. It was a little nerve wracking. However, she seemed to enjoy it. She was sniffing, looking around, going into nooks and crannies (helping Grandmaw dust), having a ball, and just generally checking out her home. I tried to keep a very watchful eye on her, but I had just made breakfast so I transferred my attention to eating and not on her exact location for maybe 10 minutes. That's the saying, "it only takes a second." After I finished that last piece of chocolate chip pancake, Panic. Struck. I couldn't hear her and didn't see her. She's a little gal, only 7 pounds 2 ounces and blends very well into those very dark corners she had just been sniffing out. I went into full on chicken with my head cut off mode. I flew around the house looking for her, checked my room fully, checked the upstairs to make sure she hadn't gone back upstairs to her safe spots, and then anxiety really started kicking in.
Squawking around the house worrying sick about her, I quickly turned on my sister who had gone outside for a second to get the paper. I calmly (read insanely) questioned her about HOW LONG THE DOOR HAD BEEN OPEN, DID SHE LEAVE IT OPEN FOR ANY TIME WITHOUT WATCHING IT, AND COULD AMELIA BEDELIA HAVE SLIPPED OUT. Her answers did not pacify me so I got even MORE rattled. I was really worried about this scenario because AB does not have front claws so she could not defend herself against all the monsters that would certainly face her in our yard. Also, we do have a hawk that enjoys our yard. As I was about to go grab my BB gun, to make sure the hawk didn't snatch up my little Amelia, I noticed Grits.
Grits started nosing around our den sofa and meowing trying to get under it. My eagle ears heard him and I swooped in with a 14 foot wingspan. You know the stories of moms and dads lifting cars or performing exaggerated feats of strength to save their children? Well I lifted the sleeper sofa like it was a piece of dollhouse furniture to make sure she was there. I practically wept when I saw her sitting calmly on the heat duct. It was the most terrifying 10 minutes of my life. I was going to call 911 in a minute to get them to help me find her, or commit me for a mental breakdown. I quickly nestled her back into my bed and we took a cat nap. It had been such a stressful morning, we both needed the calm down time.
Approximately 9:15 am after she was found.
So yes, I am a Helicopter Mom and PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!! I ain't never letting her go anywhere by herself again. My heart still hasn't recovered. She's now sitting on the heating pad I left for her on low heat in my bed while I'm sitting in class worrying that she isn't warm enough or have enough food/water. These are ridiculous concerns but....thith-thith-thith-thith-thith-thith-thith-thith
Cats Out,
Betsy and Amelia Bedelia