Song Parodies

I don't know about y'all but every time I hear a song I try to relate it to Cats or Crocs. It's a good and fun game especially if you're on a road trip. Here are some CLASSIC examples and if you need someone to sing them call my beloved sister. Her # is…. JK, I wouldn't do that to y'all, she is tone deaf. 

Enjoy!

Summertime Sadness, Lana del Ray
Parody: Littertime Sadness

Pet me hard before I go
Littertime Sadness
I just needed to go
and now I'm distracted by your pats

I took my collar off tonight
hanging with the boys in 
sunroom light
got my fur brushed up real fluffy
and nice
collar off, I'm feeling ALIVE

Oh my God, I feel it in the catnip
dogs hairs floating around the air 
Cats, Alive, I'm feeling like a boss
Dogs don't scare me anymore!!!

Pet me too hard before I go
Littertime Sadness
I just needed to go
and now I'm distracted by the pats

What's Your Fantasy: Ludacris
Parody: What's My Catasy

I wanna scra scra scra scratch you from your head to your toes
and I wanna move the dog from my spot to the flo'
then i wanna ah ah make sure you don't fo'get me 
So I'm going to si-si-si sit on your laptop keys

SHOTS : LMFAO
Parody: CROCS

When I walk into the Water Park 
all envy is on me
I'm with the Croc Crew
All rides are free
We like pools
We love lazy rivers
We came to PARTY CROC
STYLE 
CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS CROCS 

EVERYBODY (go through twice) 

Thrift Shop: Macklemore 
Parody: Croc Shop

"HEY BETSY, CAN WE GO CROC SHOPPING"
croc croc croc croc croc croc croc croc croc croc croc croc 

I'm going to get some new crocs
Only got 34.99 in my pocket
I'm hunting for some sales
This is Crocing awesome

Nah, walk into the club like "What up I got on Green Crocs"
I'm so pumped I just got some new Crocs  from the Croc shop
Jibbits in the holes, it's so damn frosty
That people like, "Damn! That's a cool ass girley."
Croc'in, hella neat, headin' to the mezzanine,
Dressed in all pink, 'cept my gator shoes, those are green (DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO CHANGE THIS LINE) 
Draped in all Croc swag, guys standin' next to me
Probably shoulda washed these, smells like river beds

and of course the CLASSIC

ROAR: Kitty Purry

Parody: None Needed

I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire
'Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
'Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’re gonna hear me roar

CROCS OUT