Dos
- Do ask questions- don't be afraid to ask where the litter box is or how many dogs are in the house, these are important questions that every catority member should know.
(Dogs…the inferior species)
- Do be yourself! These cats need to want you for you, and if they're not feeling it…you shouldn't be feeling them. They snooze, they lose.
(caught napping on the job)
- Do keep an open mind! Where your friends go may not be the best cathouse for you. Rush is a great time to meet new friends and expand your friend group.
(best day of my life)
- Do go to dirty rush events- ummm hellooooo this is where the fun stuff happens, and you see people's true identities.
(you may not like what you see)
- Do be funny, everyone loves a good joke and laugh. Plus it will help ease your nervousness to goof off for a bit.
(FUN)
Don'ts
- Don't let the litter box choose you….you choose the litter box. Symbolically speaking of course, hopefully no cathouse will have that in the open. However, it is a good rule of thumb to see how clean they keep their kitchens/litter box areas. Can tell you a lot about people.
(Great use of space)
- Don't mention three things: Tom Cats, Catnip, and other Cathouses. They simply don't care and it strikes against you. Be yourself! You don't need those crutches (and honestly, you should kick the catnip habit…fattttttttt)
(sorry)
- Don't dress down. Nobody wants to see you in your camp clothes! Give yourself a bath, and fluff up. It's time to look good.
(Meowtastic)
- Don't have your parents drop you off. Nerd Alert.
(No-No)
- Don't be sarcatastic- can come off as dogmeaning and as one of the greatest literary writers ever wrote "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit"
(Not everyone gets sarcasm.)I hope this helps those rushing this fall or even this spring. Always be mindful that someone or something is listening and watching you!Paws Out!


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